Gold for Zou Kai

August 17, 2008

Kyaaa~! Was watching the Beijing Olympics 2008 and China's men gymnast, Zou Kai, won gold for men's floor exercise! ^_^

China so hiong. Yay~

This is Zou Kai:

Actually lah, I don't know who this Zou Kai guy is or how many events he had won. Honestly, I don't even care about gymnastics. I find it very amusing that his name sounds like "Go Away" in Chinese. HAHAHAHAHA!

I also find it very farni that with looks like that, he won the gold medal! LoL, I was laughing like crazy when I heard he won. His competitor was so disappointed that he lost out to a bean sprout like him. K lar, he's not a bean sprout but compared to the rest of the competitors he's like so small in stature.

Meet his competitor:

This is ~~Ah Gua Bin~~ um, *googling his name* oh, Gervasio Deferr. He is so so muscular he looks stumpy. He won Silver though. Based on his performance it's understandable he got 2nd but based on his looks alone he looks more capable of winning the Gold than Zou Kai. I bet he's thinking to himself now, "For FOUR years I trained and I lost to this, this...skinny dude of a gymnast. How soi can I get...ZOU KAI AND CHIAN WAN BU YAO HUI LAI"

Seriously lah, I also don't know how Zou Kai won. LoL. Look at his face~he looks like my friends who'd go, "Kia, let's watch movie" or "Kia, let's go eat." His muscles are so puny it's probably only the size of Gervasio's bones. And his face! HAHAHA! He looks so unserious can. As if he doesn't realize he's in the Olympics like that.

Eating his medal as if it were a cookie.

Kissing his medal with pride and confidence.

Eating his medal again. He didn't eat for days har? Always eat his medal. No wonder he's so thin.

Say cheese!

Is it just me or is he the only athlete I've seen posing this rabbit ears pose? During the Olympic Games some more. It should make headlines - Chinese Gymnast poses Famous Rabbit-ears Pose upon Championship. KYAAAA~! I suddenly think this Zou Kai guy is very cute. ^_^ He has the cutest attitude among the rest of the athletes! Cute cute! *Doki doki*

Okay lar, maybe he doesn't look very good in photos but on TV he is VERY CUTE! His actions very cute one. Me like~ I heart Zou Kai!

Better stop talking about him before Levin kills me.

Gervasio not bad actually lah. Now that I think of it, I've trashed him pretty badly. But don't get me wrong, he has...um..GOOD QUALITIES as well! For example...

HE HAS NO ARMPIT HAIR.

See? Hairless. Scroll up to see earlier posted photos of him for more proof. Oh yeah, which reminds me...SWIMMERS NO ARMPIT HAIR TOO! They are hairless can! I don't like hairy people as they remind me of bears or animals as such. I don't know why guys don't like shaving or think shaving is gay. K lar, maybe gay...so so? Swimmers gay meh? I wanna marry swimmers liaw! No hair one! I shall put an end to marrying bears or other furry species.

I know I'm suppose to like Michael Phelps for other better reasons like how he won a freaking 8 golds in total which is super cool or how he looks are not bad actually BUT who cares? Isn't the most important thing is that he has hairless armpits? XP It's rare to see un-hairy angmohs can! Yay, Michael Phelps for being hairless! I think that's why he won gold. It's his good luck charm thingy. ^_^ Irrelevant, I know.